I Wasn't Born With Enough Middle Fingers
bearditorium:

Jeffrey

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

babygoatsandfriends:

Today I am lambsitting. He’s 4 days old. The mum had twins and rejected him. He’s doing well on bottles though. :) (source)

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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If you obsess over whether you are making the right decision, you are basically assuming that the universe will reward you for one thing and punish you for another.
The universe has no fixed agenda. Once you make any decision, it works around that decision.
There is no right or wrong, only a series of possibilities that shift with each thought, feeling, and action that you experience.

-Deepak Chopra  (via elige)

awwww-cute:

Pass me my hat and monicle please

Dimensions of dialogue, dir. Jan Švankmajer (1982)
malformalady:

Panther chameleon skull